I just Gwake’d reading that quote from Blake Shelton. That guy skeeves me the fuck out.

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt were one of those couples i really liked even though I spent years lusting after the Hamm’s man meat. I was sad to hear that they broke up but they don’t strike me as the kind of people who would hate each other after a break up, and i hate to see articles like this because it just…

LOL SEAWORLD LOL.

I saw the orcas of Victoria, Vancouver island in their natural habitat and it just such a beautiful experience, ruined only slightly by the woman behind me on the boat who kept asking her boyfriend to make sure he was ready to ‘protect her’.

Thank you Hillary. This is a story that makes me smile because the badass women are getting shit done. And makes me furious that it has taken badass women who can get shit done, to get shit done because all the fucking men who run shit found a way to get all the weed smokers in jail but not the fucking rapists.

You want a “more natural” orca show? Book your plane ticket to Seattle and watch the whales in their natural habitat. While you’re here, you can donate to local conservation efforts to help the Puget Sound region continue to thrive.

By natural show... You mean something like this? They’re called Killer Whales for a reason. And they are extremely intelligent.

Came here looking for this. Those eyes, those eyebrows, those lips! And she can pull off platinum hair!

How about Rihanna?

SO beautiful.

I know she says weird, stupid things. But every time I see Marion Cotillard I am blown away.

honorable mentions:

Perfection, thy name is Lupita.

Lauren Bacall

I’ve been obsessed with Olivia Palermo

Monica Bellucci. Then everyone else.

I’ll take “Standards of beauty are culturally determined, and so this question is meaningless” for $1000, Alex.