I was coming to say this.

Can you imagine how glamorous it is in there though?

When you all get your chins done by the same surgeon, you all get pretty much the same chin.

I think they’re very cute, and if they broke up, I’d be legitimately sad about it.

It was such a great moment in Aussie sport when Prince of Penzance won. Michelle Payne, the youngest of ten, whose mother died in a car crash when she was young, beat the odds to become the first female jockey to win the Melbourne cup and using her speech to call out the “chauvinists” in the sport and telling them to…

She might as well post a video of her with her fingers in her ears and loudly yelling “LA LA LA LA”.

This is me and my husband weekly.

I feel like Kirstie Alley is trying really hard to let us know that she totally hasn’t heard a single negative thing about her religion this week.

Ah yes, the ol’ “fat and happy” syndrome. You are young and cute, you meet someone, fall in love, move in together and decide that no I don’t want to cook I want PIZZA! Do you want pizza? You do? We’re perfect for each other! YAY! I gained 1o lbs in the year between engagement and wedding, and another 15 post wedding.…

And an Aboriginal woman as Minister of goddam Justice. Maybe we’ll finally get something done for the welfare of aboroginal women across the country. I'm so jazzed about this cabinet.

Canada: Finally getting the “Justin” thing right.

My favourite part:

He also appointed this woman as Minister of Justice!

Girl, if your dress is A-line, just focus on your arms and you’ll be all good! Buff arms, and a little self-tanner, is all you need!

I see your #sweatingforthewedding, and raise you #gettingbodybackaftersqueezingoutafewkids

This is literally the worst advice. Taking amphetamines you don’t need for weight loss reasons is a great way to get an eating disorder and go a little bit crazy. And then once you’re off the amphetamines you will without a doubt gain all of that weight back immediately.

I’m not at my thinnest right now. I’m also not killing myself to get skinny before my wedding. My fiancee isn’t marrying my weight - why should I be miserable, to look good in pictures? Fuck that. I’m enjoying my life. I’m enjoying the (non-)planning of my wedding. I’m going to find a dress that I love, no matter what…

Girl, you are lucky that this experience is limited to your wedding preparation. I think you’re about to find this is a pretty accurate depiction of most women ages 14 to forever.

My bridal fitness routine was to just not GAF. I was a size 26W when I got married. Since then I’ve lost 100 lbs and 10 clothing sizes (but that is neither here nor there). But if I were to get married today my bridal fitness plan would still be to give zero fucks. There is way too much pressure to be your best you.…

Planks > situps.