Exactly. The entire purpose of the VS Fashion show is to raise their international brand awareness.

Haha. Well that confirms it for me, now I know it’s fake.

I’m still holding out for this to happen again.

I would actually like Blake Lively and Gwen as a couple. Blake Shelton and Gwen makes me want to cry or vomit I haven’t decided.

I can’t believe how desperately I am clinging to the idea that the Gwen/Blake matchup is a celebrity contract designed to garner attention after their respective divocres and nothing more. Please, do not let this be real.

Just going to preemptively give myself some frosted tips tonight, and get ahead of this trend.

R.e. Kendall versus Taylor:

Ok.

I’m sorry, but from what I can see, she *is* perfect at her size.

Love her. And her voice. And those brows.

I think that Shannon was legitimately hurt by the whole thing. She tried to be supportive and bring casseroles and etc and Vicki was playing the victim and the no-one-cared card and Shannon was hurt because she did care. She may not now but she did.

I’m always stunned, every season, by how stupid Vicki is. She didn’t know that a horse was a mammal?

Good news/bad news...it ain’t close to over. HEATHER’S WORLD debuted on iTunes today with Shannon and Tamra.

My life is over for the next two months.

Would not.

Probably not. Her parents are probably fuckwits, too, considering they let her do that nonsense to begin with. Or enablers. Or greedy. Or all three.

Let’s be honest here. It’s about the models’ bodies, not about what they’re wearing at all.

“please support me because I can’t afford my own real life.”

I want to snark and make some silly comment about how I’m renouncing my internet presence for a more serious life of scholarly contemplation and that I’m actually a 75-year-old married housewife, etc...

Don’t feel bad, I once went to the mall and a guy approached me outside and persuaded me to sign up for a magazine subscription. I even went to the ATM to take out money to give to him. Don’t think I’ve ever felt as stupid since :(