Like when he invited some Scientologists and a few other celebrities like Will Smith’s wife, Jada Pinkett Smith

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A “friend” that dropped her like a hot potato just because his cult told him she was a “Suppressive Person”? Not much of a friend. More power to her for calling him and Scientology out on their BS practices.

“someone forgot to find her during hide and seek”

You know how Mugatu and his shadowy kabal of fashion designers recruit Derek to be their agent of evil in Zoolander because Derek’s natural stupidity and immaturity (which is only made worse by the fact that his chosen industry caters to his ego) renders him the perfect puppet? That’s what I feel Tom Cruise is like…

Yeah. Didn’t Katie Holmes make some weird statement once when Suri was a baby about how she was a “lovely person/lady” or something? It’s a baby weirdo.

Celebrity gossip has been so boring lately. Step it up, celebrities!

Does Wiz Khalifa think Blackface is okay on October 31st because “it’s halloween for fucks sake”?

I would tell you what you did....but I don’t want to spoil it.

And why the iPhone, specifically? Like, a Samsung Galaxy is so very masculine by comparison?

Leaving a room when people start talking about something you don’t want to hear seems like a more adult response than telling other people to shut up about spoilers. And I imagine it’s a preferred solution on the creator side of things to hearing the spoiler and deciding it’s one of those ones that defeats the point…

No, this is a stupid idea. I do not approve.

A lot of the stuff I read about Ariana annoys me, like how she prefers to be carried and when she licked thkse donuts, but then she makes a comment like that and I love her a little. That little baby is clever, she’s like a baby genius!

[DISCLAIMER: When it comes to celebrities, I know nothing beyond what I read in Dirt Bag and accidentally see on Insta, so what’s common knowledge to most is shocking to me. Unless elected officials are celebrities, in which case I can gossip with the best of ‘em.]

If I had to go to rehab or was accused of alcoholism every time I fell and/or injured myself, I’d probably be BFF’s with Lindsay Lohan.

I fell down a flight of stairs today, and as I lay there, weeping, I thought of Jimmy Fallon. I, however, was not drunk.

He looks like you mixed Leonardo DiCaprio with a little splash of Matt Damon.

i have some great stuff...about people that you (probably) don’t know :(

God. Raven... I really didn’t have an opinion of you one way or another (even after Watermelondrea-gate)... but I just could not handle you during the clip I saw of the Ann Coulter interview...