Counter suggestion: Can we equip 737's with launch tubes so people that won’t shut their damn kids up can be jettisoned as a family?

This work better for you?

What more? I need more fenders

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck…

Lights off when it’s raining. Even if the visibility doesn’t 100% necessitate it, if someone doesn’t abide by the “wipers on, lights on” rule they’re most likely a bad driver.

But if you’re on fire, it won’t be that dark will it? I mean, the flames will light up some of the surrounding area.

I ignored a small oil spot under the back of my 97 ranger. It drove like a totally different vehicle when the rear diff seized.

I’m planning on adding a Camry dent to our 2016 Camry. Very popular mod.

He probably has a fuelshark plugged in.

How do they manage to offer 35 different colors and none of theme is British Racing Green?

I love BRG, but this greenish-grey is great too.

Vegemite?

Wow Stef shaming cars into getting nose jobs. Can’t we judge cars on their personality and performance?

67-68 Mercury Cougar.

The built-in poo collector has to be periodically drained after an exceptionally harrowing turn (which appears to be almost all of them).

This was really the tail-end of top-of-the-line Japanese cars looking like American knockoffs. ‘Conservative’ was how the styling was described. When this generation of Cedric/Gloria/Cima came out, even American car designers were pretty surprised at how upright they were.

It’s like a Nissan Buick.