We call that Freedom Foam.

They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right?

As soon as #2 is born I’m off to get snipped. Did they make you wear a cone?

I starred both because i don’t even know anymore..

Starred for the last sentence.

They told Obama that we couldn’t afford to spend on infrastructure... so do they give Trump the money, or do they make a liar out of their shiny golden president?

The failure to close Gitmo, reform immigration, and (adequately) reform health care all fall on the Republican Congress that obstructed him for 6 years, openly rooting for him to fail so they could win the next election. And, thanks to the Democrats’ timeless stupidity and total lack of understanding of an average…

I’m devastated, too. But, I think your comment (which reflects an attitude towards Trump supporters we both shared) is the problem.

He’s totally unqualified, but at least he’s a terrible person.

Sorry, but they just elected the human equivalent of TL;DR.

To anyone who voted Trump:

The optimist in me hopes Trump leaves all actual governing to a team of non-psychotic advisors and we get out of this without completely destroying our constitution.

You had two fucking choices. It shouldn’t have been that hard.

They were tarred as dumb racist idiots who were voting against their interests when they voiced their displeasure.

What is the unemployment rate in those states? I’ll give you a fucking hint, it’s way better than when Obama first won.

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

Fucking protest voters. Great job, assholes.

When you get to hell, tell them Itchy sent you.

I have nothing to say other than I have honestly never been so ashamed to be an American as I am tonight.

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…