HE HATE TEAMS

Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports. 

Everyone knows violent video games are only made by studios run by liberals funded by Soros.

Your ellipsis intentionally left out the phrase “well regulated”.

Your idiot murder toys should be melted into scrap and the 2nd amendment is fit for nothing more than toilet paper.

I’m so fucking tired of this slobbering bullshit argument from gun nuts. No shit a person has to pull the trigger. Nobody thinks guns are getting up and murdering people by themselves. But you know what’s really hard to do? Pull the trigger on a gun you don’t have.

The last thing the NFL needs is more teams.

I work in a furniture adjacent industry, I’ve got some bad news for you. These exist:

These pieces of shit are even worse. no back and just as uncomfortable.

Things we need government oversight on: People commenting on the internet.

Things we don’t need government oversight on: People purchasing guns specifically designed to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible.

Fucking way to fucking go.

Not a joke, I had to check this on Google. If you asked me about the Falcons before this moment I would have told you they were a 2002 expansion team.

I’m sorry, but if you donate to a political campaign, you are making a public statement about whom and what you support.  In that limited sphere, they are not private figures anymore.  They made a choice to get in bed with Trump, and that’s something that deserves public shaming at this point.  Sure, there’s a chance…

This is as far as leftists generally go: putting the info out there with a legally-acceptable wink and a nudge and that’s it. 99.9% of the time someone goes full San Ysidro and it comes out that they’re a liberal, it also comes out that their attack(s) were more the result of them being nuts rather than radicalized…

Man 1998?! For reference, that was a time when the President could get impeached for a blowjob. WILD!

Cory Booker has already called this hostage-tape speech “bullshit soup”, and Tim Ryan has absolutely Had Enough.

“In conclusion, America is a land of contrasts.” 

Ah, we’ve seen this bit before.

A book report his mother wrote for him. 

Read with all the gravitas of a 2nd grader doing an oral book report in front of the class.

To top everything off, he then praised the people of Toledo, which is a different Ohio city from Dayton, where the massacre actually happened. Cool.