(Anybody who replies to this with that Ron Burgundy “that escalated quickly” meme will be shot through my bathroom door.)

I tried a similar move over one of those big concrete Kit Kat bar-shaped things in front of my parking spot. It didn’t go well. I had to have both legs amputated just below the knee. Then I murdered my girlfriend through a bathroom door in South Africa.

Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?

https://www.independent.co.uk/Voices/pamplona-spain-running-with-the-bulls-animal-cruelty-tommy-lee-motley-crue-a7826441.html

So I guess Epstein’s testimony moved him…

Christine Blasely Ford still can’t go back to her home because of death threats and you’re surprised a bunch of young women aren’t jumping at the chance to get wrapped up in this? 

You think Donald Trump has a chess set?  If anything, he has a sexy Ivanka Connect Four.

Odds Trump has a similar one, but they're all modelled after Ivanka?

“custom figurines dressed in underwear — each piece, he noted, was modeled after one of his staffers.”

It’s not even just that he’s lying.  He’s not just wrong: he means the exact opposite of what he says.  If he says something is “the best”, it’s not just second best, or mediocre, or average, it is the absolute worst.

Of course it was just lies. Like every speech he makes. Question for the crowd: do we think there are any more right wing Democrats who still believe shit he says? In the old days red state Democrats fell for the lies Republicans told. My personal experience with them right now is that they don’t believe jack shit. Do…

At this point who gives a fuck about his lies? It’s too late already. My town in AK is flirting with 80 degree temperatures, Anchorage hit 90 last week, and the glaciers are fucking streaming like they are competing with Hulu.

Jaxson Hayes humiliated Mychal Mulder in what I like to call “The Battle of Two Guys Whose First Names I Definitely Would’ve Spelled Wrong if I Hadn’t Seen Them in Print First.”

A for effort...besides what’s a few millimeters amongst friends.  

Raised threads and blisters were soooo 2018! Clearly Manfred prefers smoother balls and more dongs.

Going to say it, juiced ball is good for baseball.

Four points:

I have never read a more business-major statement in my life. Lay your Juul on any good books lately?