You think Donald Trump has a chess set?  If anything, he has a sexy Ivanka Connect Four.

Odds Trump has a similar one, but they're all modelled after Ivanka?

“custom figurines dressed in underwear — each piece, he noted, was modeled after one of his staffers.”

It’s not even just that he’s lying.  He’s not just wrong: he means the exact opposite of what he says.  If he says something is “the best”, it’s not just second best, or mediocre, or average, it is the absolute worst.

Of course it was just lies. Like every speech he makes. Question for the crowd: do we think there are any more right wing Democrats who still believe shit he says? In the old days red state Democrats fell for the lies Republicans told. My personal experience with them right now is that they don’t believe jack shit. Do…

At this point who gives a fuck about his lies? It’s too late already. My town in AK is flirting with 80 degree temperatures, Anchorage hit 90 last week, and the glaciers are fucking streaming like they are competing with Hulu.

Jaxson Hayes humiliated Mychal Mulder in what I like to call “The Battle of Two Guys Whose First Names I Definitely Would’ve Spelled Wrong if I Hadn’t Seen Them in Print First.”

A for effort...besides what’s a few millimeters amongst friends.  

Raised threads and blisters were soooo 2018! Clearly Manfred prefers smoother balls and more dongs.

Going to say it, juiced ball is good for baseball.

Four points:

I have never read a more business-major statement in my life. Lay your Juul on any good books lately?

There is a lot to unpack here and absolutely none of it is worth unpacking.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Was this comment produced by a random-troll-comment-generator or did actual human fingers commit these sentences to the internet?

Found the butthurt Trump lover.

I got a really uneasy feeling when he called them “degenerate Comcast”. I don’t like being on the same side as Trump in an opinion.

One of my favorite things about his obsession with ratings is that he thinks it means that some show is generally popular throughout the country. Even at the height of his stupid show’s popularity, the vast majority of people in the country weren’t watching it. Hell, I, as someone who watches 2-3 hours of movies only…

How to Sundown in 5 Easy Tweets.

If this wasnt all so deathly serious i would find this hilarious. He’s so pathetic and embarrassing.