Well, the news flash is that most of us that lurk around splinter never thought much of Bobby either. It was pretty obvious very early on that he was a wet potato chip. You know, the one all the kids licked to find out if they liked the flavor then put back into the bag once the salt was gone.

OR... there’s reality, where this fucking moron tries to scrub out anything that Obama did. 

I think the punch line is that the temp is in the 90s because of global warming

And people tell me I’m to dry, too poker-faced when I compose an ironic post, they enjoin me to use winkies and ackernyms so they can figure out I’m being /sarcastic. You sir, win the match. I’ll reread a few times until I detect the tiniest kernel of a clue that you’re pulling our leg, but until then, that’s a fine…

This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Imagine beliving in this crap! Hahahahah lol

Wow, I thought this was one of those classic Deadspin comments where you write a meandering, turgid paragraph and then land the punchline, but you actually meant everything you wrote. Fuck man, kudos.

Nah.

Even with all the loopholes they’ve probably got, the taxes on their signing bonus probably covers what we shelled out to put them through an academy.

And it’s not like he would catch on even if they sent him a smoothed over paper they had dug out of the garbage with "Obama" crossed out and "Trump" scribbled in with a magenta crayon.

If by “copy” you mean “something written with words,” then there’s a better chance of me levitating to work tomorrow than Donald ever reading it, unless he’s fooled into thinking it’s a tweet about how great he is -- and even then he’ll give up after 10 words when he doesn’t see his name.

I mean, there’s got to be a copy somewhere, right? It isn’t like Trump made his lackeys print out a copy of every Obama-era memo, piss on it and then set the servers that contained them on fire, right?

More like weecock, AMIRITE?

Ban this sick troll. 

That presumes Mexico counts as a safe third country, which is an assessment that fails even basic scrutiny. If you’re going to pop in and spew misinformation, at least pretend you’ve done the bare minimum to back up your bullshit.

“Reminder that” blah blah blah.

Let’s go over some of their claims of “undeniable successes”

That ‘response’ from the WH is 93% unintentionally fucking hilarious.

Local officials should arrest the guards in these CONCENTRATION CAMPS.

He thinks he’s people.