Pretty sure it became “far more devastating than originally thought” when he found out some of the victims were cops, instead of, you know, just a bunch of Jews.  

With all due respect, that’s horseshit. I would be the first to say there’s anti-semitism on the Left but it’s “You should agree with me on the Middle East or you’re a monster” not “I’m going to kill all Jews”.

FUCK THE NRA

Something that is not lost on Trump (although he wouldn’t necessarily understand it in these terms):

That’s rolling probable cause.

He’s obviously a Liberal... he likes SOCCER!!!!

Florida Man, Florida Man, made himself a MAGA van.

I thought right-wing platitude bingo didn’t start until there were severed limbs or dead kids. Still, good to get a head start. I would add some b.s. about people still need the right to protect their families, blah blah blah.

That never gets old.

Our thoughts and prayers need to go to the victims here. We shouldn’t rush to make laws at this time. We can’t use this crisis to write legislation to single out law-abiding citizens. The guy was just a normal neighbor, no one would have thought he could have done it. It’s just an isolated incident, we can’t use it to…

Of course it is Florida, of course.

FALSE FLAG!!!!

Honestly, I thought there’s no way it could be THAT OBVIOUS. I don’t know why I’m expecting subtlety and complexity still in 2018. The correct answer is the dumbest most blatant answer. 

We all knew it was gonna be Florida, right?

“I’m not calling Mr. DeSantis a racist. I’m simply saying the racists believe he’s a racist.”

My buddy’s grandfather had himself a nice SS uniform he liked to show off. But he mainly liked to point out the bullet holes he put in it, not wear it himself.

HE SAID THIS FROM THE FUCKING TOYOTA CENTER.