The weird thing is that it's not like that either. It has a long I sound, like eye.

Another Mormon here—
I've accepted the fact that lots of people think my most deeply held religious beliefs are worth shitting on for a laugh. That's fine, and this is America so I'm all for it!

I had the sound muted, and so when they started that animation montage I thought they were going to present the award for best animated feature, or something. Then I assumed it was a tribute to Pixar, like for a special Oscar for them. Then Shrek showed up, and Kung-Fu Panda. Then that dancing penguin bucket of…

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