Those evil robot overlords won’t even give us a suicide booth?

And here in the Pacific Northwest it has been pretty much in the 70s and about as much rain as sun. Come visit!

I live by the belief that you should never go cheap on Toilet Paper. It is one of the basic things you absolutely need and even if you are struggling for money you should always spend more on TP to get the quality stuff. The sandpaper is just designed to not work.

Or I could just grab a bottle of Heinz the next time I'm at the supermarket. Time expended? Perhaps 5 seconds