Out of the NFL? It’s not like he smoked pot.

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

If that kid can’t make it a few hours without a beer I think he has a real problem.

The kid’s a Pittsburgh fan, who probably at least has parents or grandparents from Pittsburgh.

Cute, but I see you have no idea how much money that kid owed RJ Bell if the Pirates lost.

Right on, man. When are big market teams like the Rays gonna stop taking all the attention?

Jesus Christ there may be no more insufferably, inexplicably defensive fans than Baltimore fans. Shut the fuck up.

And right now all Caps fans are wondering: WHY COULDN’T HE HAVE COME BACK EARLIER?!

No, he owns the Wizards.

Sometimes the owners need to get owned, too.

Saving it for the next Finals appearance.

If you’re truly a lifelong Caps fan, why are you commenting here instead of being dead from having shoved a pencil through your neck years ago?

Disappointing. But as a lifelong Caps fan, this was no surprise. In fact, the only shocker is that they didn’t blow a 3-1 series lead this time.

Spot on Barry. Next year the Caps will finally surpass the stumbling point, losing to the Pens in 6 in the Conference Finals.

Yes, a Trump rally.

Why is anyone?

Why is he still in Ohio?

He seems pretty pissed about a completely accurate report of his current situation.