Get used to it, unfortunately. I’m willing to bet Microsoft’s plan is to try to have a new XBOX every 2 years from here on out- that way, those who subscribed to the All-in package can re-up and continue their delicious monthly payments to Microsoft indefinitely- just like the mobile phone industry.

I stumbled on the video he did at the AVN Expo and it was maybe the best anti-porn ad possible. Simultaneously hilarious and maybe the goddamn saddest thing I’ve ever seen.

I really hope Corden isn’t an asshole, because I find him so uncharismatic and unfunny as an entertainer that I’d like to think he at least has found success thanks to a good personality. If he’s an asshole on top of being untalented then I straight-up don’t know what to make of him.

I suspect that 80% of the immediate Trump family has never knowingly eaten any sort of bean in their lives. 

J. Karen Rowling

She needs to be more “concerned” about this...

I love that his Animal Crossing character looks exactly like him.

First Meghan looks stunning in Green. Second, have the Windsors looked in the mirror lately. They are racist, inbred, nystagmus, pasty faced, murderous dullards. Why anyone would look to them for good taste and breeding is beyond me.

It’s fucking awful. I know I sound like a grandpa, but practical effects and real stunts generate excitement that CGI rarely can. I’d prefer to watch Indy, Short Round, and Willie get hosed down on an obviously-stationary raft than watch that monkey-filled spectacle through the CGI Amazon.

A friend told me the movie was bad, but I was skeptical. It’s Indiana Jones! How bad could it be? I’ve never been so wrong in my life.

COTDw. (Cum Otters To Displace Water)

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

Pretty sure that sword is originally from Baldur’s Gate 2.

Let’s just get this out of the way