J. Karen Rowling

She needs to be more “concerned” about this...

I love that his Animal Crossing character looks exactly like him.

First Meghan looks stunning in Green. Second, have the Windsors looked in the mirror lately. They are racist, inbred, nystagmus, pasty faced, murderous dullards. Why anyone would look to them for good taste and breeding is beyond me.

It’s fucking awful. I know I sound like a grandpa, but practical effects and real stunts generate excitement that CGI rarely can. I’d prefer to watch Indy, Short Round, and Willie get hosed down on an obviously-stationary raft than watch that monkey-filled spectacle through the CGI Amazon.

A friend told me the movie was bad, but I was skeptical. It’s Indiana Jones! How bad could it be? I’ve never been so wrong in my life.

COTDw. (Cum Otters To Displace Water)

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

Pretty sure that sword is originally from Baldur’s Gate 2.

Let’s just get this out of the way

While others are thinking Sanics, I am ruining Mario. :)

At least give us the Marley (better) version.

I’ll take “Things I never thought would warrant a repeat or revision” for 1000, Alex.

I’ve never played the game, but if I assume, Bossk is actually his name and he’s a trandoshan bounty hunter (seen in “....Episode V...”)

Pe-nis Man, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.