Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

Funny how when you show black people being shits (rarely) you never use adjectives like ashy to describe them, but pasty is ok for white people. Who hurt you?

and your nominee for G.O.A.T. is?

This whole Funbag had some weird ass moments for me. Particularly when he did this thing that always drives me crazy, which is to answers a question not asked, or brings in an assumption out of his own ass—like the idea that anti-Italian restaurant guy equated quality with price, which was not even nearly implied in…

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I’m sure Brady has been criticized for his parenting style much more often than Adrian Peterson in the comments on Deadspin over the years.. That’s pretty telling.

I love that there’s an anti-everything take now. Fucking an anti-meh take. A take against a word so bland it means indifference.

Must be visiting BYU

Who do you rate above him?

Not defending anyone specific, but god damn it must be hard when everything you say and do is re-broadcast a thousand times on the internet for everyone to see. Shit I’ve put my foot in my mouth ten times in the last week but because I’m not constantly being videotaped or recorded nobody remembers and/or even hears…

Watch his original press conference.  He was literally confused about the whole deal.  He had nothing to do with it and was raked over the coals only b/c his name wasn’t Aaron Rodgers who liked his ball over inflated.

Please, this is Tom Brady and Roger Goodell and you know damn well as I do that would never have been the end of the story.

Eh, I got more important shit to care about.

Maybe it’s because she’s from the same state as Elizabeth Warren, maybe it’s Maybelline, we don’t know, but a high profile black woman with impeccable progressive credentials taking Sanders’ money and still giving him the heisman says something about where Dems see his chances of winning the nomination.

This whole “article” is hilarious.

Now now, there was never any evidence that Bat Boy was a vampire.

The Chinese are a bunch of bloodsuckers, so they assumed Adam Silver was on their side.

Man, I figured y’all were exaggerating, but damn. That looks like utter shit. I’d rather break out my Gamecube.

As someone working in an industry that most consumers kinda loathe, maaaaaybe don’t say that sort of thing online ? Lol. 

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything.