“Leaving Sacramento,

shut the fuck up

Wow, only one mention of Boston in this post. You’re losing it, Drew.

The first time I cracked 200 pounds, I was probably a freshman in high school. The first time I cracked 300 pounds was a few years ago. 

I call Albert Burneko Bitey 

Towers apparently had anaplastic thyroid cancer which is one of the most aggressive and difficult to treat cancers

“meticulously reported story”

Lom Tey

Corny ass lookin like Mark Zuckerberg motherfucker

Mikie likes it!

Gizmodo Media puts itself in the toilet every day

Saturday night live is fawkin hilarious

Bring back Foodspin Albert

i love tweets

speaking of existential crisis’

Fuck off Deadspin for having this piece of shit write for your site

3 dollars

nerd

Last game of the year Brent, cant hold anything back now

Give him a salt tablet