Got much salt in your vagina there Laura? It’s not as though Bomani popped out from behind Will Cain. Bomani was at dude’s 10 o’clock 3 feet away. You have to be ignorant if you think it wasn’t staged. Oh wait, you work for Deadspin...of course you’re ignorant.

I’m amazed that Will Cain was clearly in on it, but Deadspin and most of the commenters completely missed it, the joke is on you... 

Cain (who is a worthless dummy) obviously knew - during the video he looks directly at where Bomani is “hiding,” while delivering the ridiculous dialogue about how great a host he will be for the show.  Deadspin is usually more credulous than this...

When did Cam Newton get married?

Three of the first six items on the main Deadspin page are ads that are designed to look like articles, and God knows the Kinja Deals posts are loaded with sponsor-affiliated content. I think you guys can find a more worthy target than this.

Look, I come to Deadspin for (among other things) the righteous takedowns of media outlets and figures for their hypocrisy and bullshit... but I kinda think you’re looking for something to get angry about here and missing the point.

Deadspin: “Hey everyone, look at this other media outlet posting an intellectually-barren, novelty puff piece! What a shameful fall from grace.”

Also Deadspin: “HEY LOOK AT THIS FUNNY BEAR!”

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

The biggest surprise to me is that people actually seem surprised. Didn’t we always assume that the rich paid to get their kids into whatever school they wanted? I know I always assumed that was the case. Maybe we’re just all collectively amazed that they’re actually finally getting in trouble for it, even though…

So you unequivocally trust Brian Windhorst and Magic Johnson and Lebron James, all of whom have personal connections and mutual interests?

i was under the impression that leaks that bad came solely from Indian food

I love how this is basically completely opposite from the narrative you tried to shove into everyone’s reading spheres for the last month.

Why do you psychos hate the best candidate so much lmao

Cool story bro

Counterpoint; the pitch clock is a fucking great idea, and pretty much the only one of the laundry list of pace of place suggestions that actually would work to shave some time off of the games. I thought this was a pretty good breakdown:

I consider that plain old joke gold. Maybe flecked with platinum.

You probably worry about welfare queens while the real criminals bleed you dry.

Whatever. They sold out when they left Sub Pop.

Patti seems like the kind of person that would share an aol email address with her husband, something like Jimandpattiu@aol.com.