Yeah, as Deadspin publishes its 7th screeching post about it, a Michigan factory worker sees a picture on the Internet and has a quick chuckle before finishing his Wendy’s Baconator and Frosty on his break.

So, I guess I’m maybe the only one who thinks that this was kind of good politics by him?

Can’t get fired if you never get paid in the first place.

Do you work in the League office?

Goodell: Who’s to say these retired NFL players didn’t develop their CTE from curling? We’ll never be able to say for sure.

But for several, the answer to their problems is simply a cup of Joe.

While working on this I remarked at how amused I was to find in an early-80s “the Hidden NFL” video that the Raiders had a Mr. Coffee in the locker room all the players were lined up to pour from at halftime.

This response also hurts me.

Long distance rail is incredibly wasteful in the US. You act like you can just build a 3000 mile railline (straight as an arrow btw, because any curves and you have to slow down significantly) across land that’s already been built on and is owned. How many interstates and streets will that high speed rail line need to…

Hey man, is that amazon pop under ad at the top of the page something new or do I have spyware on this machine?

Or the fact that Tesla cars are infamously prone to bursting into flames, which makes them uniquely unsuited to being driven through narrow bumpy tunnels with no room for fire trucks or emergency exits.

Elon Musk makes effective rockets and good electric cars. What exactly do you think smart, innovative business men are like?

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

“Just be glad he's not into Windex" -Eric Clapton

Oh man hot take from a girl who constantly comments trash. Sorry your life took you to commenting 

Yes, but calling that space cadet a ‘media personality’ is awwwwwfully generous. 

+1 failed economics course

By the way, if anyone wants to use the Snapchat selfie lens used in that picture of John Skipper it’s called Harry Powder.

Now I see my problem...I was grabbing my left butt cheek with my right hand, and my right butt cheek with my left hand.

Do you live in the city? Hey! Congrats! This article will help you figure out how to manage re-usable grocery bags.