I look forward to it being the home of hundreds of stray dogs after the World Cup ends.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

The Cowboys made Sheriff Joe’s people boo. Must have done something right. I’m not a fan of Jerry Jones. But maybe kneeling before the anthem didn’t allow the yahoos to make it about the flag. And Jones actually took a knee. I’m very confused right now.

You did say Boston fans were the worst right? In what way are Boston sports fans worse than people in Detroit who throw bananas at players or who Instagram pictures of black people sitting for the anthem with caption ‘ignorant n_ggers’?

Look out, we got a real tough guy here and he’s not afraid of heat!

Cool story, people from Austin are soo badass!

Don’t you mean NFL fans everywhere?

Nope. Just wondering where this progressive Mecca is that has no racists that asmallcat is from. Sounds lovely. I’d love to visit.

Were you molested in the Cheers bar as a child, or something?

Right. Unlike that well known NFL team, who’s fan base is mainly mild cerebral, stadium sitters.

What non-racist city do you hail from?

Sorry, dude, try again. Maybe someone like Pedroia would be capable of such a scrappy, heads-up hustle play, but Hamilton obviously just used his superior athletic ability and natural talents to score there.

I just found out that Billy Hamilton is third all-time in stolen bases.

I just never realized he was born in 1866!

Meanwhile,Kaepernickis hiding behind his other mother’s skirt in order to protect him from the big, bad President, just like the wailing infant he is :)

You don’t speak for me.

Who?

I honestly see both sides of the ESPN/Jamele argument. On one hand, she has the right to voice her opinion. On the other hand, the reason she has a platform as large as she does is because of ESPN. Solution: Jamele and others in her position should have two accounts: one personal and one for their employer. If she…

So an actual human.

“Welp, so much for White privilege.”

Sadly, it started even earlier, when Lorne Michaels legitimized Darth Cheeto by inviting him to host SNL only a few months after he was thrown off of NBC for being a racist, sexist pig. Am I the only one who remembers this?