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So like, this is essentially it for the LeBron-led Cavs, right? The Cavs had to get his approval for this (a move that strengthened the largest challenger to his reign in the East for at least two more seasons) and with Isaiah and LeBron both having contracts end at the end of this season, it’s the perfect time to

“I’ll never understand the sex appeal of a boozy cigarette-withered middle-aged man with a hairpiece fondly nicknamed a rat, not to knock Frank Sinatra.”

What if he replaced it with something a bit more tasteful?

Total fucking bullshit.

That was a great impression of David Price in October.

i give it a day before trump has someone put a cnn logo on that guy’s shirt.

I know that it is not incorrect to score what Myers did a “steal” of home, but I really think it needs to be called something else. When I hear somebody stole home I get all excited to see Willie Mays Hays breaking when the pitcher goes into the wind up, a la Jackie Robinson, and then I see a dumb baseball maneuver

I’m sorry but I don’t feel any additional outrage over this than I would about any fantasy football-related shenanigans on television. It’s a game people play in their basement with their friends. It’s literally D&D for jocks. Why do we lavish so much time o -- oh. Oh, it’s a multibillion dollar industry? Well, carry

This is about as appropriate as Home Depot’s September 11th sale on box cutters.

does outing go too far though? when does the right to free speech end?

Thank goodness I can cite how good Doris Burke is at her job when being called sexist for thinking Jessica Mendoza is awful.

Did Jezebel take over for the last half a day? Or was Albert too busy writing another sentence run on about how ‘President Trump is like that cream cheese under the rim that you can’t reach because you deserve every goddamn piece on your bagel, no travel bans allowed?’

Here come all the super original takes mocking their marriage’s failure because of either:

A soda drinker is going to spit out your salty fruit flatly-bubbled water. Also, you left out the part where it’s way more expensive than most of the things your guests actually would prefer to drink. BONUS!

Jesus Christ even teenagers looked like they were 40 years old back in the 80s.

He’s fine.

A nasty collision with a Willy is usually cause for a Yoan.

You’re embarrasing yourself with this Brady stuff. Deadspin may be the worst on the internet when it comes to exposing bias. This is why you guys stay losing.

TEBOW: Savant

SANCHEZ: Idiot

Whitehead is innocent, but he’s still cut.