Hayward Prefers ‘Tics Over ‘Eat, ‘Azz

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

It’s almost like maybe she shouldn’t be at the biggest tennis event of the year mere weeks after she killed a man.

Or, you know, she could’ve not gone flying through that intersection and plowing into that car. Just a thought.

Cue the talking heads who will declare “surely the pain she’s going through is punishment enough”

Why is Venus so upset? Police didn’t say she was at double fault.

Wow, didn’t expect a “See? Charles Manson wasn’t so bad after all” take on this. This is some prime Kinja right here.

Glad the announcers afterwards let us know how much she’s suffering for having killed a man. How about the widow? Oh wait she’s not part of the incestuous world of tennis journalism. That Venus though, this has made her sad, sad, sad.

She now joins OJ Simpson, Matthew Broderick, Laura Bush, Bruce Jenner, Don King, Rebecca Gayheart, Brandy, and John Landis on the list of celebrities who have killed more people than Charles Manson.

She must be drowning on dick now

Canadian wins tournament. Immediately starts apologizing.

You know, he didn’t vote for himself.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

When he tells me that Democrats should “be as ballsy and unapologetic about their beliefs as the Republicans are about theirs,” it could be either the character or man talking, and it still makes sense.

They had the Ball family in the ring on the 10th Anniversary of the Benoit tragedy. Missed opportunity WWE...

Would have jobbed to Leno, though...

Sad.

The NFL is blaming the error on the Indian they paid to design it.

Oh jeez, here come the cool witty atheists with their flying spaghetti monster jokes...

Meanwhile in Boston, an eBay seller named "cardinallaw" has decided to cover up the contents of his items.