I’d bet that she signed a promissory note and they told her it was an application. People do not read shit. Most will sign anything you put in front of them.

“I wouldn’t take one if it were free” is more commonly used

definitely NOT worth MSRP, that’s for sure. Consider the fact that they sell for around 9000 euros, in countries with higher prices and taxes.

But not quite literally, though.

That is also something we are working on! Stay tuned.

You don’t think it depreciates faster if you do eat it? Ever try selling a pre-eaten pizza?

It will still last 12 hours, so..

TL;DR:

Oh! I ‘member!

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

Now that $kay’s posted, maybe you’ll come again?

I never use my phone when I drive. I’m not trying to hold the wheel, my phone, and my beer; that’d be irresponsible.

So if your car gets stuck on the way down, do you get to shake the building?

I gotta ask...ya did all that to work on a Neon?

Looks damned good despite being photographed with a potato.

Corners? Where were going, we don’t need corners.

COTD