*notes failure to use "It can be two things" meme, sadly shakes head*

That is not true. I am also alive, in Texas, and liked Oingo Boingo.

Well, I was 19 when it came out, so just barely still a teenager, and that song always made me want to punch people.

My first concert ever was Jesus Jones. I was like 12.

Oh, were you born on December 10, 1999 too?

Your lawn smells like Teen Spirit!

Very interesting that of all the songs chosen, teens today like "Tubthumping" by Chumbawumba the most, when almost anyone who was a teen when that song came out thinks of it as a massive joke.

You have the manners of a beggar!

They do what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, pray how they wanna pray
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and then slap a gay

IT PUTS THE SHARK OIL ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

*camera captures a lonely bundle of flowers where Bob Hope is God used to be standing*

Shh! That was the secret!

She really was such a massive talent. It is a shame that many people place her addictions and death above the remarkable work that she left us with, but I guess it could be argued that she did the same thing.

What kind of fuckery is this?

Buzz about K-Stew's acting? The girl from Twilight? You've gotta be pollen my leg!

Yes, that would be… Incredible.

Ugh, these bee puns are so bad they're giving me hives!

I saw both this and The Secret of the Ooze in theaters. Who wants to touch me? Pay no mind to the ooze.

Yes, there are a lot of idiots in Texas. But to be fair, there are also a lot of idiots everywhere else.

C'mon, will you please go to rehab?