“He forgets things sometimes: where he put his keys; to pack deodorant when he travels; not to rape people.”

The Cardinals have the best Pham in baseball.

Well, that’s a new twist on the option Reid play.

That headline is total Mularkey.

In Barnes’ defense, Fisher has never had an unpunchable face.

Hubie Brown, on the other hand...

In Pacman’s defense, it rained a LOT tonight.

Why does he catch like he’s not even familiar with the concept of catching things?

Wide right.

Coincidentally, Hatian Voodoo Rattle was the name of my high school band.

Yes! (someone had to do it).

This is it, what

How did he do it?

Come on, Cam. Shake it off, and use the blank space on your mantle where the gold medal should be as inspiration.

Impressive. It’s not often that a chopper makes it out of the infield.

She was intimidated by the prospect of a communist block.