Not much of a collector, is he?

Looks like they got the refuelling guy confused with the jack man.

To all you coaches out there, who don’t want a kid on your team where the dad’s...all up in the locker room, all on the practice field, yellin’...then sign my son instead!

One can only hope that one day A’s fans will have the courtesy to do this to the Colisuem.

The solution is obvious. If LeBron’s dick wasn’t so small, the photographers would be able to see it without sitting so close.

I might die of Sepp-tic shock from that surprise.

I’m sure we haven’t heard the last of Mr. Anderson. He’s bound to resurface somewhere else.

Son of Ernest and Julio, I presume?

That poor Sisyphean lady in the top left of the frame just wants to get back to her seat to enjoy her tasty snack.

Goat for Pedro.

That guy's just lucky he ran into Wilfork, and not his evil twin Wontspoon. Wontspoon would not have been nearly as nice about the whole thing.

Too bad ESPN can't have surgery to remove its staff infection (read: Chris Berman).

The Dodgers immediately asked Shakira for a second opinion. The singer confirmed that Mr. Kemp's joints are incapable of falsehood.

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Pelini ended his first team meeting at Youngstown State by dismissing his players for the weekend. "See you next Tuesday!" he called happily to them as they streamed out the door.

Adrian Wojnarowski says the Celtics' trade talks have mostly been with teams in the West the Pistons, and will likely end up being Rondo for Josh Smith and Brandon Jennings.

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Wheat are the Diamondbacks thinking? This barley makes any sense. Are they afraid if he doesn't stick to their diet he'll give up too many grain slams?

I'm pretty sure it's actually his job to write one of these per day. And many of us really enjoy them.

You get to write your own headlines? Sweet gig.