Max Maxwell? These parents are really getting lax with their creativity.

Ha. That is indeed a tragedy.

Meth.

Sorry, did I say you'd head up the Ethics Committee? I meant the "Ethics" Committee.

More blatant: Woj or Peter King? Discuss.

Maybe Draper would have written it for you guys if you'd let him see daylight once in a while.

Do the anchors choose those themselves, or is it like a newspaper where the author of the article doesn't necessarily write the headline? Honestly curious.

Did Howard write a sequel to The Giver?

I bet that cranberry sludge spill really bogged down traffic.

copper, with a large, white head.

"Next we're going to see a hedge-fund guy," Patrick said. The friends locked eyes and started to giggle.

"Nice job beating me out on that list, fellas. Really good work."

"Well, this sucks." [cancels flight to Boston]

Not sure if they were actually trying to kill it, but they definitely used some Stallings tactics.

I assume it will also feature a collection of Bud's neckwear, since, after all, a tie is one of his greatest legacies.

So, is the kid from Jersey or Long Island?

Or just get them to wrap it for you at the store (or at Amazon). Way easier.

As Luck would have it, the Colts' offensive line sucks.

Yeah, it's a decent beer, once in a...