According to Gary Bettman, Voynov must have done the right thing here...because NHL players know right from wrong...right?

A dozen or so players came to brighten the spirits of some sick kids. Beau Bennett was among them. That's him handing over the teddy bear playing the role of Lord Jeffery Amherst in the photo above .

She's got mumps like a Duck, Duck, Duck

Beer should be seen, not heard.

I once saw Dan Patrick at the Gap on 5th Avenue in midtown Manhattan. I think it was 1999 or 2000. He was buying undershirts. He is a tall man. Those were the days when SportsCenter was a really good, innovative show. Patrick and Olbermann were awesome.

I like big mumps and I cannot lie.

Two youts?

Roger Goodell: [shows up to hearing in jeans]

Really got the Dodgers on the brain this morning, eh Barry?

Cory efferson.

After Newton's car flipped, the quarterback climbed out the shattered rear cab window and sat on the side of the road until help arrived.

What is his head shot doing with a baseball bat in the first place? Seems like it's just asking for trouble.

If the kid wanted an easy victory, he should have asked for Pele.

Apples are generally great, except for Red Delicious apples which are mealy, soft, disgusting garbage.

Should have let them use their feet. They're clearly not as good with their hands.

Gruden said you never want to see a fight in practice, adding that guys are frustrated. Seemed to appreciate the fire shown.

Isiah Thomas may be interviewing for GM positions. Isaiah Thomas plays for the Suns. Just saying.

Asked what he thinks of the triangle offense, Hardaway looked directly at Anthony and replied "It's a honey of an O."

Definitely black enough.

They make a joke about it, 'You want us to go over and kill him?' and they say yes. That's supposed to be funny. That's the kind of thing that's a Catch-22.