Come on, Spaniards. You've got your whole lives to beat the shit out of each other, why all the rushin'?

I like this guy:

Wife: "Honey, want this McChicken?"

If anyone has any questions or complaints go ahead and write them on a piece of paper, find a nice envelope, and shove it up your ass.

"Could have been worse."

Excellent point, Mike. The real issue is that the power of our police has been dismantled and limited far too much. And we certainly don't want any problems!

Old-school Bostonians (and Greater Boston Area residents) call it tonic.

It was only a Maderia time before something like this happened.

Two Rings to fool them all.

Those kids really need to work on their shotgun formation. Sloppy.

I don't understand anything you just wrote.

The Big 12's favorite movie is Final Destination 2.

Is this some kind of crazy viral marketing ploy for Better Call Saul? It should be.

Reindeer whose names double as Rob Ryan's defensive strategy:

I'm surpised he didn't write that paragraph in an extra-small font.

[Cherokee decides to give Dan Snyder a piece of his mind.]

He didn't mean any of it. He was just doing research for his new blog, Terrible Tweeting.

Atlas Thugged.

Not surprising, considering they also sell the product on the field as football.