Why would they make a painkiller just for Shannon Sharpe?

Missouri: Stewed anger and frustration.

Sherman was planning to use a Rusell Wilson cardboard cutout, but it was too light.

Are you implying that Tiger wants to put Gary Hoenig in Joslyn James's ass?

I hear Tyler Thigpen is available.

Turn Down for Watt.

Not sure if he has enough of a Chip on his shoulder to really be effective.

Player 1: What's all that sound coming from the sideline?

Seems like the Sixers' defensive preparation consists entirely of watching game tapes of James Harden.

That is some excellent detective work. Only a crack investigator would have had any idea that this guy was once an NFL quarterback.

To be honest, I haven't lived in the area since 2010, but I think it's still there.

Yeah, agreed.

Have you been to Temple Bar on Mass Ave (between Porter and Harvard)? It's a bit small and maybe leans a little more towards restaurant, but it's not that far off from your dream bar, really.

That is some terrible defense.

I don't care about Westbrook, he's detrimental to the team anyway.

JJ Redick is shorter than I realized.

And here's another:

This is a good live feed from Ferguson:

Unfortunately it looks like that was, in fact, the biggest indictment of the day.

So, Rex Ryan ran on the field? Who was the other guy?