Anyone wanna take Betts on who Wilcots was thinking of?

The letters "UNC" were also painted on a wall next to a door entering the facility and elsewhere in the locker room.

Kobe plans to pass the ball at least once on Wednesday.

To be fair, it's not surprising that a guy who's spent his whole career in Detroit is taken aback when he sees a team "playing football."

Is chocolate pecan pie the best pie?

Trader Joe's sells some pretty tasty canned smoked oysters.

Cranberry production really gets bogged down in the offseason.

Because it sucks.

Haha, touche. That is embarrassing.

The "X" is short for "XXX."

Um...ever read anything about Ty Cobb, just to name one example?

Can we call a moratorium on people saying "it's not the Hall of Very Good"? Yeah, no kidding, it's not the Hall of Great either, dipshit, it's the Hall of Fame. At least say something consistent like "it's not the Hall of Anonimity!" You'll still sound like a moron, but at least you'll seem literate.

Isn't Mizuno a Japanese company?

The fact that he missed so badly with his program toss that Kalil didn't even notice as he was walking away, and then described it as "i then threw my program in his face" makes the ownage even worse.

Can I spatchcok my turducken?

No, you're thinking of the Pope.

Why don't you just get it over with and bite a head off a chicken?

Who actually gets to post from the Deadspin Staff account?

Yes, that's solid advice.