TA is known for his shutter-down defense.

Ditka most certainly does not glide like Ovechkin. He looks like he's afraid for his life. I love it.

Maccabi got hammered.

Apparently that's what happens when some guy named Jusuf Nurkic is allowed to play in an NBA game.

Fitting, I suppose, that the billboard will be exactly as effective as the coach.

The result of that play was definitely a net positive.

I'm probably just bad with nuts.

While this is a first for a dog, people have been repelled from the Cowboys for years.

At least they didn't go with their second choice for a headline: Laquon fails to Treadwell.

Blount should consider himself lucky that he didn't get any bleach poured on him.

Excellent question.

(yes, that's fake Halloween blood on the door)

So, I was at a bar in Hell's Kitchen yesterday, and in the fridge, along with a decent selction of beers and ciders, they had 12 oz cans of Olde English 800. I asked the bartender about it, and he showed me the little paper bags they serve it in. Seriously. And this was a pretty classy bar, with $12-$14 cocktails and…

Candy corn is fucking delicious.

I think it would be more accurate to say he sliced his achilles.

[Nods head in empathy]

I think that if (and these are big ifs) the Thunder can keep their heads above water until 2015, and everyone comes back healthy, this could end up working to their advantage because Durant and Westbrook will be extra fresh and rested for the playoffs.

Scenes like this really Excel at providing Windows into the lives of the Ballmers, more that any Word[s] ever could. Outlook for the Clippers is good.

Maybe he had some [a lot of] money on the game?