Fair enough. I'll retract Juan Dixon and stick with Stevie Franchise.

Agree to dissagree. I think he fits in pretty well with this list:

So you were watching as a Rasual observer?

He was more than pretty good in college. He led the terps to a national championship, was ACC player of the year, and Maryland's all-time leading scorer. His NBA career sucked, which was pretty much my point.

That guy: old.

Steve Francis has to be on this list as well. Juan Dixon too, for that matter.

I moved there just before the 2012 win, but I was out of town for both clinching games. Oh well, I was rooting for the Royals anyway.

Along with the 76ers, Grace Christian will be one of two high school teams playing on NBA courts this year.

The Price [jersey] is right [for the court].

Blatter suffers from incontincence of the mouth.

Thank you, Stella is such fucking garbage. And for some reason it's the go-to beer for a lot of people. Makes me angry.

I have stolen

Ghost Dog > Dog Ghosts

Sacramento just SHOT to the top of James Harden's free-agency wishlist.

I really enjoy this column. That's all.

Great costume, but his placement needs to be adjusted. He's a foot off.

That lineswoman is clearly involved in the personal injury racket.

He's going to have trouble learning new pronunciations with his foot stuck in his mouth.

Jackson: I one the touchdown

The real Romo's back.