Or, as Patriots fans like to call it, "Seven Minutes in Heaven."

Thank you for doing this. It is very necessary.

It's been awhile since I've seen someone fuck up the Star-Spanged Banner that badly.

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Why would anyone name a beer after Richie Incognito?

The only Knicks-related tailor that matters is Clyde Frazier's.

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He's actually just upset because the bag company mistakenly sent him a greyish duffel. His bag isn't black enough.

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The staff, sorry. But you are free to give your opinion as well!

What is your honest opinion of Simmons as a writer/editor?

How far can you punt a question you don't want to answer?

I want to hear Greg's answer to this.

How many of you refer to your piece as "the Deadspin Staff"?

His playing time won't be impacted, because the defensive game plan has already been Revis-ed to include him.

Ha, no worries, I'd do the same.

South Floridians have expressed interest in succeeding

Waggstaff then challenged Childress to "take it Outback."