When asked why he made the pitching change, Bochy explained himself as follows:

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Who knew that a piece of linnen would be so good at a submission hold?

I wouldn't recommend you be attempting this type of treatment unless UB40.

Yost can tell his critics to lick his sac[k].

Breaking: Does Cory Gardner even have a Garden?

"I think you put too much stock in Twitter"

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"I think guys might think twice if they were planning to bring their wives or their families with them on a trip like this, because why take a chance?" cornerback Prince Amukamara said. "But I think the team is doing a good job making sure we have all of the information we need."

Michigan Tailgater Gives Pregame Speech Like He's a Real Player

Space [Bar] Jam

Callihan went on to steal the show with a bravura performance in that evening's school play.

Adam Jones's feelings about the season are very similar to Macklemore's feelings about shopping for second hand clothes.

No.

Sure, except that she raps with the accent of a southern black person and uses black American slang. If she rapped with her natural Australian accent it wouldn't be an issue.

"Sorry, coach. I thought you said we were working on our skeeting today."

Baltimore is also very specific about which disease you should contract: Syphilis.