Could they Bmore pedantic?

I think what Snoop meant to say was:

Shouldn't this be on Screamer?

I'll give you a dollar bill instead of toilet paper and keep feeding you...and feeding you...and feeding you.

It's all about the excrement, baby.

That's what kneed do.

Absolutely, if the situation presented itself. Seemed more appropriate to make the joke about Catholics in this case.

Well, considering Pogba grew up in France it's not surprising that he's a good Catholic.

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Past Burfict: I had planned to go after the ankles of guys recovering from ankle injuries without anybody noticing.

Makes sense. Watching the D.C. football team is already vomit-inducing. No reason the players shouldn't be puking on the field as well.

Looks like a pretty bad yeast infection to me.

Come on now, they've got impact players up the wazoo.

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"I need a Z-Pak." (That's slang for a prepackaged five-day course of the antibiotic azithromycin.)

Interesting that cold onion rings would lead to violence; when Cold Pizza was on, it often made me want to murder people.

That's not what I meant! I asked for a salt pakcet!

Very dissapointing that United Passions isn't about a short-lived but intense affair between Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo.

To make the map more accurate, it should really show all black athletes originating in St. Louis, since Cardinals fans are the ones who gave them all the freedoms they have, anyway.

The ceremony organizers, perhaps confused by the gymnast's French-sounding name, mistakenly included a yellowjacket with her other prizes for leading the competition.