NHL, Roku Team Up To Screw Masses

This being European football, all of the Pots will continue to call all of the kettles offensive terms for "black."

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And here I thought I had a long, hard commute.

Just wait until they have to play Longoria Munich.

Colin Cowherd is a flaccid penis shaft of a man with a syphilitic soul who is paid handsomely by ESPN to spew racist and sexist and otherwise trash opinions over TV, radio, and the internet on a daily basis.

Franklin immediately received a generous job offer from NFL Security.

At least it's better than their planned winter offering, Women Are Objects Lager.

Materials that most likely fill the inside of Magary's head, ranked.

I thought Arizona politicians were trying to keep coyotes out of their state.

I suppose if you're going to get journalism advice, there are worse places it could come from than AP.

Deadspin Staff: Gets a cramp gets carried off.

They keep this up, Coach Taylor's gonna kick them out of the car and make them walk home.

Chand certainly has a lot of balls to stand up for herself like that.

Resol a tahw.

Well, right. That's the big, likely insurmountable problem with my idea.

Sure, as salaries. I'm talkin about ownership percentages; a player-owned and controlled league.

I feel like the players really have all the leverage here if they can manage to survive a significant amount of time with no paychecks. The superstars obviously can, but what about the lower-payed players? I mean, without the NBA the players still have their basketball skills and marketability. Without the players,…

I would love to have been a fly on the wall in the office of whichever NBA official listened to these songs to make this determination.