I'm pretty sure the implication is that he should do more than just talk about it.

Public: Roger, why all this talk about domestic violence?

That streaker really showed his ass there.

As long as fantasy football continues to be as big as it is, people will watch the games, no matter how shitty. I had it on in the background to see how Eddie Lacy did, and I was happy, even though it was a terribly boring game.

A race to the bottom.

They can't even come up with a good name for people from their city. "St. Louisan"? Really? That's what you call yourselves?

Brett Favre: [leaves agent increasingly frantic voicemails asking for Jeter's phone number]

On the bright side, $32 million will get you a shitload of cocaine.

(shits pants). Oops.

Even Stevie Wonder could see that Scherzer should have stayed in the game. Although, since Stevie's not blind, that doesn't actually mean much.

Seems pretty clear that he's not the real one.

Holy shit. I really want to see this.

Beane: "What I didn't reveal was that I was also concerned about us. Whatever happened to us???"

He was also probably a fawn (a deer minor).

Jay Cutler can only dream of awareness and instincts like that.

You might say that the Galatasaray supporters have a better aresenal than Arsenal.

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"You make me so proud, son."

I like it.

Do the Vatican people actually drink the wine, or just do magic tricks with it and pretend it's Jesus' blood?