"Do you have a national championship ring?"

His days in Denver made it clear what a great leader of men McDaniels is. Glad to see he's putting the team's needs ahead of his ego.

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Never do coke with a horse. Have you seen the size of their nostrils? They hoover that shit right up.

Turf fields are the merkins of sports stadiums.

Rule 1 seems kind of silly, since batters already generally ask the ump for time before stepping out of the box. I like where they're going with these though.

Like an offensive lineman holding his block...

at a fundraiser for the Buoniconti Fund to Cure Paralysis...

Cluster Luck is essentially how "lucky" a team was, on offense and defense, with the sequencing of offensive events. It's also a scheme used by defensive coordinators against the Colts.

Reel recognize reel.

"It just didn't work out."

Just don't let Andrew Brandt catch wind of this.

These home runs should be served with a defibrillator.

What would you do/if I grooved a pitch to you?

Royals (fans) lyrics:

G.I. Joevember will be followed up by Feel Free to Beat Your Wife Unless it's on ViDeocember.

FC Santa Claus really delivers. Great Finnish by the striker.

Nobody beats the Bryz.

I 8 the sandbox.

He's lucky the Pats fan didn't suck out on him.