I'm surpised Bloomberg is supporting this, given his staunch opposition to heaters.

The only Cuban I know who may be more adept at using his mouth is Mark.

Thank you for this. I have an embarrassing amount of affection for this movie.

That's what happens when you shoot up too much.

Well played.

Well, at least it's an improvement over the Sterlings' no watermelon rule.

*sigh*

I want to see that haircut on Mario Batali.

I wouldn't be surprised in the least to learn that Wilbon and Cowherd are impotent, irrelevant, bitter middle-aged men who nobody likes and who use their platform to bully people in order to convince themselves of their own importance.

+1

This is awesome. Love that he got the Office Space reference without missing a beat, too.

Impressive that the Mariners were even in the game, given that their starting pitcher issued bases on balls to the entire population of an island nation.

The real question is: what name does Kershaw give the Starbucks barista?

Stop snitchin' on ball hogs.

As opposed to Ron Artest, who is generally someone else.

So you wouldn't say they *shmurda-ed* it?

Give those kids a shmulligan.

Clearance Sale at Tiger Stadium

The Catholic church is so good at stonewalling, it makes Roger Goodell look like an, um, little boy.

"Stewart was interviewed the night of the race by a certified drug recognition expert who determined Stewart wasn't under the influence."