Someone should tell the sponsors that the pullout method is less than 75% effective.

I think the charges are overblown — he wasn't beating her, just Ruffin her up.

The Province and the Sun were both flagged for a 15-yard penalty and fined by the NFL.

Peter King is basically Rick Reilly without the best-selling tearjerker, and with 25 extra pounds, right? And nuggets. Can't forget the nuggets.

Pressed for further comment, Gyan responded: "I'm not Ghana dignify that question with a response."

I liked the Paleo Diet so much, I decided to try Paleo Couples Therapy.

Seems pretty clearly calculated to give credence to Rice's bribery claims. I don't see any other way to interpret it, really.

Ray Rice then called the Ravens front office to speak with Bisciotti.

This remains the only recent example of the Dolphins successfully executing an offense.

When a descendent of the Tequesta was asked to remove the curse, he responded: "How?"

Luckily for the Cowboys, Sandrick returned from Mexico to keep practice rolling.

You really only scratched the surface of the whole issue.

He wants to reduce the value of his own player? Doubtful.

I don't know how punchable her face really is.

What's the penalty for listening to NWA during warmups?

Dillon Day sounds like a holiday created to celebrate the acting in Drugstore Cowboy.

Yabba Dabba Doo-Doo!

With a name like Brad Smith, do people assume you're a white guy?

Someone should sew her asshole closed and keep feedin' her, and feedin' her, and feedin' her.

The NFL has really been spanking the competition. You might even say the ratings have been elevated. Higher than usual.