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I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

schlubs. schlubs aint gonna get no love from me...hanging out the side of ya best mans ride tryin to holla at me.

And when they get their shit together on sexual assault in the military, I’m for equality in service requirements, although it would be nice not to have a draft. Until they start making the military safe for women, hell no. And the ERA. As soon as we gain Constitutional equality, we should have the equal…

This is precisely why women can’t be SEALs. Their periods put the whole team at risk for a shark attack!

That isn’t feasible. It is outrageously unlikely that we will never need it again. But in the event of global warfare, we must have a means of drafting our able-bodied to fight. I say this as the daughter of a conscientious objector who fought in court for his right not to go to war (he was the son of pastor, the…

They're going to attract bears!

Just what we need, women menstruating all over our nice battlefields.

Personally, I just don’t understand why women continue to join the military when we’ve heard all these horror stories about widespread sexual abuse and a system that only makes it worse for survivors. I know there are efforts being made to change that, but it’s not like the problem is disappearing, and it’s not like…

It sounds fair to me. They need to take care of their rape problem first though.

I’m in favour of abolishing the draft entirely.

alternatively, get rid of selective service altogether. If a real emergency comes up, people will volunteer, and if not, there are places for those records anyway, such as the DMV.

As a woman, it is hard to argue for equality without agreeing that women should have to register. So bring it on. Give us the same rights and requirements as men.

So, basically, it’s like everytime you try to have a faculty meeting. Everyone is never free on the same night.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Oh man! I weirdly was never a huge fan of Jackson. But what I loved about that whole storyline is that Sookie’s weight/size was NEVER mentioned. They date, fall in love, get married, have kids, and there is literally never a discussion about her appearance. Pretty revolutionary in its own quiet way.

I know! Because if sookie isn't back, then there would be no jackson either which would mean no frenzied arguments about produce. Fix this, ASP and Netflix! Pleeeesease!

This really bums me out. Sookie was pretty much my favorite character, and I was so happy for Melissa when she hit it big. It would be amazing for her to do this for her early fans. If not, I will obviously still watch, but there’s gonna be a big hole in the revival, and in my heart. :(