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“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

Unlike some of the other responses, I think this is a good point. It’s hard to tell what happened here because if I were an agent and I heard a coach was trying to directly deal with my client, I’d be super, super pissed. An agent is a representative who is hired to negotiate this contract. If a team/coach goes around

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

Lebron has hilariously already wished him good luck in Milwaukee, even though Dellavedova is a restricted free agent.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Aren’t there laws against transporting corpses across state lines?

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

I deserve every part of this comment.

Yeah I wouldn’t mind Draper’s blogs appearing exclusively on Cyber Dust, where no one will ever see them.

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Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

Let’s all respect the only person ever to witness tragedy.

The moment he enrolls at Miami is good enough for me

Too flashy for my taste. I prefer crisp two handed bounce passes where the passer is looking right at his target the whole time. Good, fundamental basketball as decent and honest as a firm handshake between two elderly Lutherans. Guess those days are gone for good, though.

THANK YOU. Jesus Christ I figured Deadspin would be slightly above these First Takes.

They could go bonkers from behind the three point line while LeBron slices up the interior defense, as they’ve done for long stretches throughout this playoff run.

Your rational look at recent historical evidence has no place in this comment section. Be gone with you!

“He must complete a series of tasks with increasing levels of physical exertion, and he must be determined to be symptom free after each task.”

I’m pretty sure Goose Gossage will find this video of foreigners gleefully flipping things INCREDIBLY disrespectful.

1. What are you asking? Why so many people have different tastes than you? I’ll bite though. Overwatch combines the strategical depth of a MOBA (the most popular multiplayer game genre on the planet) with the easy accessibility of a first person shooter. Combine two of the most beloved competitive game genres in