I would bet my left arm that he initially typed “an Emmy” and then stuffed “National” in there to make it sound as fancy as it could.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Kelly Olynyk knew.

Aw, what a cute little circle you guys have made. Ima give you your privacy.

“TJ McConnell”: Please admit me to your area. I play for the 76ers

It’s the penalty for being a Sixer.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

Even “honkies” has almost no effect. You really want to make white Americans experience what it feels like to be the victim of a stereotype based purely on the color of their skin, make a shirt with a white cartoon face that says “Racists”.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

“We do have 159 games left. We will score runs this year, and we will win series this year.”

Seriously this is what you get when you hire someone who not only listens to TED talks but takes them seriously.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a technobabbling drone produced half a dozen pages of Gladwellian quotes of someone else’s bullshit without any real point or purpose before getting to something that vaguely resembles substance. But the kicker here is basically that there was never actually any plan besides…

Adam LaRoche will still be my favorite sports baby.

The biggest balls of the night belong to whomever hit the button to drop that confetti.

BUY BUY BUY

GOD THIS STORY. BLESS UP DAMON STOUDAMIRE, WHEREVER U ARE

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

Report: Andy Reid threw scout’s cheese danish into his belly!

I dnt play them games