What the fuck are you talking about.

Cam Newton is one of the most unprofessional, unsportsmanlike individual on the face of the planet.

Carson Palmer as the old guy who dies in the third quarter? Accurate.

I hope Kobe scores 40 in this game. On 113 shots.

Best of luck, Mort.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.

I tried to apologize to him after the incident but he refused.

How will horse handle such news? Horse will read, will chew, will stand, will cry huge horse tears into hay covered ground. So sad. Once in lifetime horse. Standing somewhere. Being in a sad way. Chewing oats maybe. Awful. And even after online poll? Sad for horse. Sad for today. Sad America.

Looking forward to this card made up solely of teen Vine stars.

Dirk isn’t playing like he’s ready to pass any torches

Great, I am sure the Australian media will spin this a different way.

BRUNELL FAWNS OVER BRETT OVER FAWN UNDER WATER

Guess you had to be there

This is the same man who cried about Tom Brady probably knowing that some footballs got fucked with.

Clip:

Then Saban issued a challenge to the reporters assembled: “Come closer to the dais here. Really pack it in. Then peer down into my throat. What you’ll see staring back at you is the jet black emptiness waiting for all of us once my acolytes summon another Championship bauble to the temple. With just one more crystal…

Yes, it’s feels like the rest of baseball in order to compete in this market are in a real The Villagers versus Goliath situation.

Yeah but where fewer people can see it.

There are way too many expansions here that came out in the past 5-10 years. Allow me to remedy that with a few additions: