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“He made a move,” then you have a completion. He starts to make a move, but then it’s out

Wow, a nuanced and well reasoned take on ESPN. Maybe they’r—

Remember Jamal Lewis? What about Trung Canidate? I remember both.

Twitter Employee: Ok, so the Broncos... whatever they’ll just get the team name. Same with the Cowboys.

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

And especially our Mexican brothers, who come here willing to do all the dirty work.

It’s so sad when CTE causes players this young to get confused and make mistakes that land them in situations like this. He actually meant to assault his wife.

He was only doing behind-the-back spiral throws because he was trying to top Tony Romo’s inside-the-back spiral fracture.

You are who you choose to be, Bastion.

Sorry can’t read this I’m not due to finish flexing for like 35 minutes.

First of all, we actually do know that Ryan Lochte is a douchey asshole who would totally lie to hide that he was doing something idiotic, so that goes on the ledger on the “made up BS” side. Then add that the story seemed far fetched to begin with: that they stopped at a gas station on a cab ride. I have taken many

That comedian lied about being in 9/11 for no reason. Stranger things have happened.

It’s been about a year since it looked like the devs had any idea what they want to do with priest. All they know is that everyone hates losing to priest, and Purify does help with that I suppose.

I love how people get upset every time there are suspensions or bans for this kind of stuff even though the definition of “exploit” hasn’t changed in forever and has always covered this type of stuff. I will enjoy the crying when people start getting temp bans or whatever.

Great googly moogly.

“As an organization with our best player competing down there, this type of mismanagement at the Olympics is concerning, but who cares about symbolis—”

Fisher: I’m done playing, those days are behind me.

It’s actually the exact same protocol and the NFL is just counting on the players not being able to remember it.