The triangle offense is a tough fit for today's game. The Knicks should bring in someone to help adapt the offense, perhaps a hall of fame point guard who won some rings in the late 80s/early 90s...

Having the kick and the two-point conversion line up from different spots does take away one option: the fake.

looks like someone didn't get the 370-day-old joke

I can't believe they'd leave Wrigley all chewed up like this. Completely tasteless. Chicago really stepped in it this time.

At least the stakes are relatively low because Benson owns the Saints. If he was an owner in Texas he'd be facing execution if found incompetent.

Peterson reportedly believes that the Vikings' general counsel Kevin Warren conspired with the NFL to keep Peterson from getting back on the field in 2015.

You know, we're not best friends. We're not hanging out every day, but we see each other every day whether at the practice facility, whether on the road or going to a game.

If you want blood and guts, Kevin Ware is back in the tourney with Georgia State.

Article 1. The Rock and Jock. A second crossbar will be installed 40 feet above the ground the regular crossbar. A team kicking a field goal will have the option to bring Dan Cortese on the field to attempt a kick over the higher crossbar for an additional 2 points, making it a 5 point attempt. On a failed attempt,…

Breaking: Man Inexplicably Retires From NFL, Shows No Signs Of Brain Damage Or Decapitation, Is Unamerican

*player watches decades of other players literally killing themselves and each other for a game* I don't want to kill myself. I think I'm going to retire.

3:16 on 3/16

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[Phil]: Alexey you almost caused a real problem there. We brought someone in...to fix it.

Excuse me?

Yesterday, the team traded Nick Foles away for Sam Bradford, and Kelly might have overpaid a bit with the inclusion of a 2016 second-round pick, but apparently the quarterback who hasn't played a full season since 2012 is a hot commodity.

I'm buying a mid-2000s iPod from Tokyo Drift Bow Wow to send to real Bow Wow.

Derrick Rose would hate how religious this seems. He became an athiest because a return after 3 days just didn't seem realistic.

…and eat spaghetti and meatballs every night at Olive Garden.

That's nothing. DeAndre Jordan does this with free throws all the time without even looking away from the basket.