Pete Davidson is that kid in class who is disruptive and obnoxious but nobody says anything because his dad’s dead so we all just have to put up with his bullshit.

I mean, she did so well at sexualizing bisexuality at the start of her career...

Maybe she can run back to her roots as a “Christian” artist and pull the ol’ “HollyWEIRD changed me but now I’m born again (and ready for your money)” routine

Susan B. Anthony is turning in her grave... in order to get away from the gropey Katy Perry.

Looks like you need to have a serious sit-down with your daughter about Cancel Culture. It’s time.

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

He just can’t seem to stay out of Troubles.

Something then provoked him to take a shot at the old man’s head when he wasn’t paying attention.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

As someone who’s soured on Nicole Kidman over the years, she’s FANTASTIC in the original.

How could she have done [insert sensationalistic description of a single sex act] for so little money? In this viewpoint, women in porn—and only women in porn—are permanently surrendering something of themselves. From this perspective, any dollar amount is shameful. It’s why the Twitter discourse and the mainstream…

Maybe I’m not as hip to music as I thought, but do producers usually leave fingerprints that deep? Because if it weren’t for Carrie and Corin’s vocals I would swear those were St. Vincent tracks.

Hearing Sleater-Kinney morph into a faceless pop group is the most depressing musical evolution of the millenium.

I believe it’s called acid and you buy it in little squares of paper.

I want the ones that make my chompers look like they’re the city walls around Toothopolis fending off the Cavity Creeps. What do they call that product?

It’s still strange to me that being in a Paddington movie has now become a potential high point for anyone’s career. I kept expecting the original to turn out middling at best, and then it far exceeds that. Figured the sequel would obviously be the breaking point, but no. At this rate, being in Paddington 10 is going…

I quite like Paddington 2, but I’m partial to About a Boy.

Quite, it’s a thing of beauty and whenever my anti-depressants aren’t doing the job it’s a movie which so far has always managed to put me in a good mood.

Yeah, cause the guy typing in all caps is the same one.