Linda Francke authored the 1976 Club Med Newsweek article, then “Ground Zero: The Gender Wars in the Military” (1997)

Clever, but I don’t want my sweet tomatoes to have to look at that all day.

Can we get something together where Maxine Waters and Wanda Sykes go around just reminding people to stay strong and it’s all gonna be okay? Like, both of them in a Winnebago, driving around, stopping at malls, hosting democracy rallies, giving high fives. I need that.

And that’s the outfit he chose to meet with his constituents? Is owning those awful jeans a self-own? He should be voted out solely on account of those awful, droopy, fake wear mark monstrosities.

I guarantee you that 95% of those assholes protesting with their Confederate flags are ALSO way into states rights and getting the federal gubmint out of their hair and letting small, local government govern by what their citizenry wants. Well, guess what, fuckers? The locals don’t want these statues. The mayor of the…

Oh, BLECH! This is such a hard no for me I can’t even.

Oooh, I like that subscription tip!

WHAT!!!!!!

White dudes really need a leader? I haven’t quite finalized my full theory on this yet, but it seems like white dudes are like turkeys: Life gets really confusing and anxiety-ridden for them unless one of their average peers rises to the top and tells them what to do.

Meh, he still will

I saw a tweet that makes sense to me:

Also, white men (with some bullshit called “low t”) taking steroids to fix their fat bellys and broke dicks which makes them even more insane?

D) seared forest

Wow, and that was, like, 3 comebacks ago!

Absolutely nothing to do with the topic, but if we’re talking Bob’s...

Personally, I pretend that, like many great pop stars, Morrissey died at age 27 in 1986, leaving behind a beautiful body of work that I appreciate on an almost daily basis. Stolen from us too soon. We’ll never know what he might have been.

Yes! December holidays and Mother’s Day-prime time for stupid, stupid, sexy, sexy perfume commercials.

Fuck off and go read your special book of myths.

Make sure Mannatech didn’t rope you into some sort of “subscription” thing like my mortal enemy, Proactiv.

Oh god damn, the fucking confidence he has while chuckling and saying, “I’m just telling you the truth!” Fuck this guy!